That's Bitchin'

That's Bitchin'

first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact

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so you know what today is, right?

over-there:

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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.

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Peeta: Together.
Katniss: Together.
Troy: Together, everyone!
Gabriella: Together.
Sharpey: Together.
Ryan: Come on let's have some fun!

When your parents try to get you to spill your secrets by saying: “we can talk about anything,” and you just look at them like:

sodamnrelatable:

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friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers

i could write a list of a whole bunch of things that i like, but i really doubt you'd want to read that and i'm clearly too lazy to think about it. so all you need to know is that my name's bethany and i'm awesome. and follow me on twitter @bethany106